So why aren't you out right now?

because I spent the last of my money on wine. and there's no particularly good (worth extending overdraft for) bands on tonight. And, I have the police to talk to at one. And I might go to herne hill tomorrow.

Because my friends and family would disown me if they knew I was gay.

Oh hang on... Wrong thread... Wrong forum too...

So how obvious was that post, on a scale of 10 to 10?

Sounds like a mad night Inter...

Part Troll? Pure class mate. Bailey's gotta be one of the best. I'm even missing Family Guy for it.

Blade II.. where's Part Troll on? I've got the vid somewhere anyway but it's always better with ads ;)

because i became a reluse

Anyone else watching Part Troll?

I've seen it countless times but it really is hilarious

EDIT: Also @Teddy - Bastard ;)

I am watching it but taking a break as it was the boring bit, met Bill in my local a few months ago..........

Pissing my self "Das Hokey Cokey Rar Rar Rar"

Tynan (peace be upon him) raises a good pint.

He has to stop before he reaches nine, though.

Because I have few to no friends and pretty much full of self-loathing.

Fixed,

Paul_Mitchel I think would like to be your friend ;o))

He can go fuck himself with a chainsaw and do the world a favour.

Tut, I should log off.

So should I two bottles of wine and a keyboard are a dangerous combination ;o)))

Use fingers instead.

because i'm a waiter slave and have to return to work to be a waiter slave again tomorrow morning and didn't fancy going to a 'no lights' rave on a boat with all my other friends who just happened to be going out as i entered my halls

I'm working my last night shift of the week. Won't be out till 7:00am... Well at least i don't start work till 7:30am on Monday. :(

I'm working my last night shift of the week. Won't be out till 7:00am... Well at least i don't start work till 7:30am on Monday. :(

Fuck ! They got you working like a two dollar bitch !

Are there any jobs going ?

Anyone else watching Part Troll?

I've seen it countless times but it really is hilarious

EDIT: Also @Teddy - Bastard ;)

I must have seen that 3 or 4 times, but it seems to stand the test of being out on just once more. :)

He's such a clever bloke.

He has to stop before he reaches nine, though.

That's far too esoteric for me !??

You get flashbacks... Cunster.. boner.. memory like a sieve this one.. shiiet.

I dreamt I swapped my Pinarello for a Decathlon, I need to see the shrink today.

Piggy come and get your rear wheel, christ I need a drink.

Feeling better this morning, and ashamed of my post last night. Just ignore I ever made it.

damn, i gotta go to john lewis and zap all the "wants" for a wedding list :)

Put me down for a plate.

A fun thing. The hard bit is to make sure you get enough low ticket items that the more broke friends and families can afford.

I just got in from a nice spin out to Epping on which I saw 3 beautiful dear trot across the road if front of me basked in glorious early moring sunshine so I am very happy. So I was out, but now i'm in.

Sounds like a mad night Inter...

Part Troll? Pure class mate. Bailey's gotta be one of the best. I'm even missing Family Guy for it.

"First rule of Family guy is- You dont miss family guy!!!!"

Seth Macfarlane quote

*above comment may or may not be true