Farewell fairweather friends!

what is a nodder? not heard that expression before.

^ a cyclist who nods a greeting at other cyclists.

We have a number of showers in the cyclists facilities in our building. Obviously you see the same people in there regularly. I dont know why, but the infrequent cyclists find in necessary to whistle shit little tunes.

if you are complaining about my morning rendition of "its raining men" then we can take this outside!

Prav - Ha! I'm a nodder.

Skully - Ha! Gonna use that one.

You should hear my drive chain...poor bike maintenance is not solely the domain of the fairweather cyclist.

what is a nodder? not heard that expression before.

A woman/man with a very weak neck, imagine one of those novelty sunflowers in pots that rock around in an un-hinged manner to shit music, well take that add more fluoro and sit it on a cycle to work scheme 3 ton hybrid tarmac chewing full suss 21 speed creaking singing death roll.

Then roll it through town with the strict instructions they are the width of a car, they have the right to be at the front and Jonny Ball would bring on a stroke trying to explain the force at which they can accelerate

if you are complaining about my morning rendition of "its raining men" then we can take this outside!

I was talking about my work, not my house.

You should hear my drive chain...poor bike maintenance is not solely the domain of the fairweather cyclist.

Yeah it took a fair bit of sanding and grit to create that just-about-to-fall-apart sound. it's quite relaxing..

knowing its not coming from my bike ;)

Prav - Ha! I'm a nodder.

Skully - Ha! Gonna use that one.

You should hear my drive chain...poor bike maintenance is not solely the domain of the fairweather cyclist.

I come from the bicycle maintenance school of thought which entails that If I cant immediately identify the cause of the clunk/rattle/groan then Im going to ride the bike until that component fails catastrophically - as happened with my rusty clunky chain on Kingsland road this morning.

Long, depressing walk home. May need to rethink that philosophy.

I was talking about my work, not my house.

oh... that rendition.. well then to redress the balance i should add your harmonisms were delightful and all whilst nestled in releasing the morning otters! a talent!?

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releasing the morning otters!

Is that a new euphemism I've not come across before?

No, I've got pet otters.

Balki breeds otters, he keeps them for pelts to make his male erotic dancing outifts

Otter pornwear? I could be up for that.

Its not porn... Its very tasteful

yeah don't go lowering the tone, it's entertainment that hammers home a message about the fur trade and excites

is it like otter burlesque?

otter bollocks, more like.

it is, only a bit minkier

imagine one of those novelty sunflowers in pots that rock around in an un-hinged manner to shit music

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One student stereotype that is definitely true.

otter bollocks, more like.

Sorry, we'll stop badgering you.

stop carping on.

Sorry, we'll stop badgering you.

I'm beavering away trying to think of a pun that'll get a seal of approval.

This thread sounds a lot like the kind of crap that some drivers spout about cyclists.

'Why don't these unworthy 2-wheelers fuck off out of my way", "they're always creeping into my blindspot", blah fucking whingefuck blahwhinge.

I'm taking the kind of tactless zero-tolerance approach favoured by dogsballs on this one. Get over yourselves, keep modelling 'better' cycling, and fuck the shut up.

+rep +stuff. If you're not looking for a fight, don't bang on someone's window, even if they have just really pissed you off.