Caught by the fuzz

its provenrad good for ya ;)

word.

One sunny day I was riding my bike...

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and alcohol makes you what?

Super sexy and dead fucking hard according to top scientific research

The copper's bikes were Smith and Wesson MTBs and looked really crap and as equally uncool as their lame uniforms.

Fixed, and all the funnier for it.

The first time I saw a Smith and Wesson police bike, I pissed myself laughing and told one of the cops that they had "just made my day". Then I giggled more.

were they rolling around on these?

Smith and Wesson are famous (originally) for their gun manufacture (think Colt 45). They then branched out into making other 'law enforcement' equipment, such as handcuffs and police bicycles.
I hate it when a joke has to be explained.

you dont have to explain anything, im just taking the piss, imagining what itd be like if they actually rode pink child bicycles.

i know what they ride dude. and i presume you meant this:

Well, will they still be able to charge you in the future? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7947567.stm

weed makes you careless, give up if you plan to commit a serious crime without getting caught.

typical easy pinch for the filth, book a stoner, let the rapists/muggers/motorists get off scott free.

remember, never squeal on the pusher..

You been at the Typex thinners again Rob?

Smith and Wesson are famous (originally) for their gun manufacture (think Colt 45)

shouldn't that be "think 38special" ? which was created by smith and wesson as a military/police round.

Samuel Colt created the .45 pistol round. i doubt either would like to be appropriated to the wrong product.

I don't think fruity's calibre extends to knowledge of firearms.

Must have been a slow crime day....

Two of my mates got thrown in the back of a police car, roughed up a little, searched, given a full lecture about how serious it was etc etc, then when the coppers let them go they said the only reason they did it was because they were bored and normally they wouldn't have given a shit and would have driven past.

Smoke indoors. Not cos I think it should be hidden or I really give a shit, but I'm weird and hate the smell of it, which is pretty hypocritical being a (tobacco) smoker

Smoke indoors. Not cos I think it should be hidden or I really give a shit, but I'm weird and hate the smell of it, which is pretty hypocritical being a (tobacco) smoker

+1 if you trap the smoke inside you get wayyy more high of it. In about half an hour all the blood vessels in your eyes would have popped and youll be fartin' rainbows :)

Just gave up, wasn't a heavy smoker or anything, but I seem to be the percentage of nutters who make the anti legalisation lobby stronger with side effects. WOOT

What the fuck to do at festivals? :p

Hash brownies, they wouldn't have batted an eyelid if you were sitting on a bench with a packed lunch!

He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and** herb for the service of man**: that he may bring forth food out of the earth
Psalms 104 V 14