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@JonoMarshall
Enter the cathedral and throw a half-eaten humbug at a member of the clergy.
Push a member of the public in the canal for wanting to see your woo woo.
Hire a car and drive at 2mph through heavitree at rush hour.
Drink brandy all day.
Tell off a young 'un off in the green for having an ugly/untrustworthy face.
Implement a "it wasn't like this in my day" sign on the A30.
Drink four pints of tea in 2 minutes.
Urinate in public.
Get a tattoo of Prince Phillip on your thigh.
Take over Mad Megs restaurant and replace it with a successful brothel.