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@bexley
! CRIME ALERT !
Offense: Stealing my bike from my garage, you motherfucker!
Victims: 1993 Gazelle with Campagnolo Record & Chorus parts
Suspect: some Parisian sleaze.
Prescribed punishment: Castration by fixed cog.
If you spot the victim being ridden in your neighborhood, proceed with caution but "kneecap first, questions later".