My fucking aerospoke stolen and both my mates wheels

He might have to take a few slaps to put him on his arse, then when he's on the deck, gaffer up his ankles and hands, then chain him to a lampost, top off, spray his chest then stick a pen in his eyes

Er, guys... false imprisonment is pretty serious.

Filmed and frogmarched to a police station is a better idea I think. Caught red-handed and nothing the police can do but to prosecute if the evidence is there and so is the perp.

But he has to be caught after the event, not before. And you can't jump the guy as you'll be the ones arrested.

I've said it before and I'll say it again "coppers are good for fuck all".

My brother 'frogmarched' some cunt who was nicking his mates car, plod let the fella go and my brother ended up gettin nicked cos he tied his belt round his wrists as a restraint - then the fella claimed my bro had a knife - plod believed him - although no knife was found! Cunts to a man the lot of 'em!

Er, guys... false imprisonment is pretty serious.

Filmed and frogmarched to a police station is a better idea I think. Caught red-handed and nothing the police can do but to prosecute if the evidence is there and so is the perp.

But he has to be caught after the event, not before. And you can't jump the guy as you'll be the ones arrested.

what happened to a citizen's arrest?

fuck that shit capture the cunt and make an example of him, down bricklane. i'm gonna piss over the motherfucker, make me work over a fucking week for a wheel to be sold on to some nonce!!!

fuck the police man. when i was carrying my steed back from aids dalston, i saw a pig come out of his car, so I thought i'd ask for some advice. turns out he came out of his car as he thought i was walking away with a stolen bike and when I explained that i had a wheel stolen from it, he replied with that there was nothing they could do and got back in his car. PRICKS!!!!!!!!!

I'll puke on his cock too

bring back the cook report he'd catch them at it..

its got to the stage where you can't even have something nice without fear of it getting ripped off in london.
i even check outside my house before leaving just in case somebody spots where i live..
there really does need to be some sort of vigilante revenge group to catch these tossers.. its not like they can't or haven't been caught.

i got burgled once, and i caught the person selling my stuff on his ebay account.. had 2 addresses. full names of said person. i even had the guy with my stuff on his myspace account.
i immediately passed on this info to the police and dept working on my case.
and it took them 3 weeks to get a warrant and low and behold when they did both addresses were empty of my stuff and there was no sign of the guy.
although his myspace continues to be active.
police generally couldn't care less about robbery/theft.

although his myspace continues to be active.
.

i'd pretend to be female on myspaz over a period of couple of months get to know him and all that. The i'd get some chick with genital warts (aids would be abit harsh) to out on a date with him shag him. Find out where he lives. Rob his personel stuff. Give it to charity. Then hack his myspaz..tell his friends he has some funky genital disease..

if only i knew you 2 years ago.

Told this story before (stop me if you know it)... WTF - Mum's partner came over to the UK 10 years ago from Nepal. Couldn't drive so she bought him a new but cheap mountain bike. He thought it was the dogs (I guess new bikes in Nepal are in short supply). Anyway, stopped at the local shop and whilst inside saw the bike being moved. Ran outside to see a local youth riding away on it. In a panic he did what everyone else would do... yep he flagged down a passing car and gave chase. Youth rode into a housing estate and out of view. So my mum's partner got out of the car, ran down an alley and saw the bike come round the corner. At this moment, the local youth was pulled from the bike and given a kick to the face. It was described to me as "nose went crack and then much blood". Bike and owner reunited...

For quite a while I used to Mini-D my front wheel to my downtube until I couldn't really be bothered with two locks. Things like this make me think otherwise.

I used to Mini-D my front wheel to my downtube

essential IMO

bring back the cock report he'd catch them at it..

Wrong thread, surely? Try here...

Wrong thread, surely? Try here...

don't be a cockney ;)

when we follow the toerag back home and find a treasure trove of bikes
do we do dibs's ?

Dave
Sorry to hear about this. Kill em in the head when you catch em.

bastards

it was on friday the 13th of all days! haha! I had fun on the alley cat though, I guess it was either kill myself on that or have something of my bike nicked, so i guess I had good luck in a strange way?!

oh and once again, thanks to those who messaged me offering wheel lends. jay (cake) has sorted me for now and my friend has got himself the same front but new and is getting his rear sorted, but do still keep any eye out!

bad news about the theiving guys.keep an eye on gum tree / e bay etc.

Never been to BL Market, but I keep seeing repeated mention of this "Indian couple with car they always have good wheels/track frame/brooks etc" (no racist)...

... assuming it's all blatantly been ripped off, have they ever been challenged by anyone - forumengers/market inspectors/police?