• Hi Oliver when you're down below Horsham try and avoid going near the South Lodge Hotel near Crabtree - some of the worlds leading arseholes are having a jolly there this weekend.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7921385.stm
    I imagine the country filth would relish greatly the chance to take potshots at cycle-based terrorists staging an attack at 2am.
    I wish I could come along, but have waaay too much work on at the moment to consider it - next time though.

    So, Crabtree. Where is this 'Crabtree' that you speak of? Ah, found it. Well, we won't be going through the place--we'll turn off the A281 in Monk's Gate to go to Nuthurst. I don't expect that we'll be credit crunched.

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