For Sale: My much loved Charge Plug

Split it and sell the frame to RIK. You may have senti[mental] attachment but riddle me this...What could possibly be a better existence for a frame you love than playing polo. It'll be rik's most ridden bike by far, it'll pick up some character and having stories of daring raids to pass on to it's children and most importantly it'll be loved because without a bike polo players are just cunts with sticks in their hands.

you mean you play polo with those sticks?
i thought they were just the latest fashion accessory.
i thought i wasn't allowed to talk about polo anyway.