But you can mail order a swan from canada and it's fine... albeit expensive...
I ran over a wood pigeon once... riding through the countryside, forest either side of the country lane, pigeon flies across road about a foot above the road, trajectory coinciding perfectly with my front wheel's... crushing sound and blood on my wheels... never liked them anyway... flying rats and all...
But you can mail order a swan from canada and it's fine... albeit expensive...
I ran over a wood pigeon once... riding through the countryside, forest either side of the country lane, pigeon flies across road about a foot above the road, trajectory coinciding perfectly with my front wheel's... crushing sound and blood on my wheels... never liked them anyway... flying rats and all...
Had a girlfriend once who liked a cockatu :-)