One for the ladies

OP a bit naive?

I assumed there would be interest from gay, bi and bi-curious men, but I titled the thread thus simply because, in the original survey sample (me and my lady friend) she is more into this stuff than I am. There is also a reference to the comparable section in the readers' wives pages of builders' porn, and a minor nod to "Pub Landlord" style presumption of narrowly constrained gender roles underlain by repressed latent homosexuality, etc etc

Anyway, I didn't intend to start a sociological discussion group, it's just some pictures of cocks for people who like that kind of thing.

I assumed there would be interest from gay, bi and bi-curious men, but I titled the thread thus simply because, in the original survey sample (me and my lady friend) she is more into this stuff than I am. There is also a reference to the comparable section in the readers' wives pages of builders' porn, and a minor nod to "Pub Landlord" style presumption of narrowly constrained gender roles underlain by repressed latent homosexuality, etc etc

Anyway, I didn't intend to start a sociological discussion group, it's just some pictures of cocks for people who like that kind of thing.

I was alluding to naivete about how wilfully precious some people can be...

i couldnt help it but do a childish giggle lol
they must know how its hanging or in there case pointing
cant they just roll it or squash it
it must fuk up there aerodynamics lol

The euro cycling code of conduct, rule number 23:

1. You shall never rearrange your package while riding. Adjustments regarding seating/hanging comfort are to be done in private in order to preserve image.
   
   
   

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread2693.html

talking of which has anyone got any photos of cyclists covered in messy food? I'm into bikes and I'm also a 'splosh' merchant in my wanking life - hey, I'd like to feel sexy on the forum too - anyone please?

Can't help you with food, but if you're into the wider 'splosh' culture you might like this

Hmm thread heading says "One for the ladies" so tell me, why is it full of men ogling men in lycra shorts ?

Does it matter? Not in the grand scheme of things.

I assumed there would be interest from gay, bi and bi-curious men, but I titled the thread thus simply because, in the original survey sample (me and my lady friend) she is more into this stuff than I am. There is also a reference to the comparable section in the readers' wives pages of builders' porn, and a minor nod to "Pub Landlord" style presumption of narrowly constrained gender roles underlain by repressed latent homosexuality, etc etc

Anyway, I didn't intend to start a sociological discussion group, it's just some pictures of cocks for people who like that kind of thing.

too much banter. more cock please.

here you go ted...

It's not the tastes, it's the starting a thread about them or posting about them, and it doesn't wind me up, it just fills me with a kind of bored contempt, and it's the same feeling I get knowing Heat and Nuts and Zoo exist, and I want the forum to be a better place than that.

I don't see what bikes have to do with childish sniggering / arousal and before you say "hey there's loads of threads on here that have nothing to do with bikes" I'll say "many of the unrelated threads on here serve to help forum people get to know each other better and develop friendships". The only thing I'm getting to know on these kind of threads is how dull some people's ideas of titillation are and how puerile their sense of humour can be; I know what genitalia look like, I even have a small collection of my own.

I'm also aware of the many posts I've made with innuendos, double entendres, infantile puns and sex-based one-liners - call me a hypocrite if you like, you'd be missing the point.

I guess I'm just refusing to be thrown in with a culture that grapples clumsily with sex and gender and sexuality and prefers to cheapen them by bandying "acceptable" representations of them around at any opportunity. I'm sick and tired of seeing lowest common denominator shit setting the parameters for the norm and I'm tired of people's appetite for shamelessness in the name of freedom. It's just not very classy for my money and it seems to encroach on many different aspects of life these days.

Whatever reason Mitre_Tester had to post this thread it's fairly seedy thread, no pun intended but instantly recognised; I've objected to the tits and ass shots in other threads and posts too recently, don't think this is about bellends in lycra cos it ain't.

Maybe I just feel the forum had more class than this at one time. What used to be acknowledged with the odd ironic posting in the bike porn thread now has threads devoted to it that are entirely one-dimensional and I don't see what the benefit is.

applause

put your glans in the air like you just don't care!

He he!

applause

throws tomatoes

OP a bit naive?

Hmm i think not, i was just a bit of humerous sarcasm ! :~}

Hmm i think not, i was just a bit of humerous sarcasm ! :~}

I will correct my spelling before somebody else does "humourous"

Hmm i think not, i was just a bit of humerous sarcasm ! :~}

I'd give 'humerous' sarcasm the elbow...

I will correct my spelling before somebody else does "humourous"

Hilarious.

I'd give 'humerous' sarcasm the elbow...

Is that your manly opinion :~}

Which one you after lad, get it right!?

Or

can i just ask, what conversation with the receptionist at work do you need to have, for you to end up asking for lycra clad cock pictures on a public forum?

i might have it ago on the way back from lunch and see how far i get.....

this thread says penis more than this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXmPFJqTHKo

can i just ask, what conversation with the receptionist at work do you need to have, for you to end up asking for lycra clad cock pictures on a public forum?

i might have it ago on the way back from lunch and see how far i get.....

She's at a company for whom I've been doing daily contract deliveries for nearly 10 years. I guess after that long, discussing the weather gets a bit tired...

can i just ask, what conversation with the receptionist at work do you need to have, for you to end up asking for lycra clad cock pictures on a public forum?

i might have it ago on the way back from lunch and see how far i get.....

I can imagine how this might come about. My brother claims to get 'penis hellos' and 'penis goodbyes' when entering or leaving the office in his lycra (i.e. the women present say hello to his face and then glance unsubtly down to check out his package). If I were him I might well send them a link to this thread (or any specialist sites I could find) as an equally unsubtle hint.

Yes that was me. That thread also made me go 'heh' a lot (in spite of the fact that it was mostly me posting picture of Tom Boonen and a bunch of men going 'wtf, this is lame')

cycling forum equality ftw!

edit: I'd also like to add that the thread title was 'men in lycra shorts', for consistency.
no pancake parties for you then

LOL at the tags for this thread

Back to the sexy men in lycra

The fucking leg muscles on him, jesus christ! He looks like a fucking street fighter character!