What to shout?

If forced to stop I ask them if they have children and point out that I'm someone's child and so are they... and would they like either set of parents to be visiting the hospital? No? Look where you're going and get out of the fecking way then!

I hand them abusive notes written in braille

I just ride at them. Haven't hit one yet though.

Actually I did hit one once. But that was an accident.

I hand them abusive notes written in braille

Brilliant.

Did you see the braille on that gold plated bike in the porn thread?

It's been bugging me... what on earth does it say?

Brilliant.

Did you see the braille on that gold plated bike in the porn thread?

It's been bugging me... what on earth does it say?

'Langster'

I've been thinking about this, and "Ramming Speed!" really appeals, I think you'd have to be on a tandem for it to make sense, otherwise you are shouting at your legs, which is a bit odd.

Maybe have the person on the rear seat of the tandem (stoker?) start playing a Roman galley style drum faster and faster as you bear down on the crossing for extra authenticity.

Hmm... no, I didnt see that. Had another look but no find.

Hmm... no, I didnt see that. Had another look but no find.

I prefer a nicely shouted "Head's up! Head's up! Head's up!" with an increasing sense of urgency. If moving at pace a well shouted "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" can be effective.

No bells - those pedal-trike guys ring them all the time and the peds in central London are now oblivious.

I think it says:
A|1 U R U M A|1 N I|9 A|1

But that's gibberish.

Brilliant.

Did you see the braille on that gold plated bike in the porn thread?

It's been bugging me... what on earth does it say?

The serious (boring) answer to this is the Aurumania logo, says so on here if you hover over the top tube

Bumper sticker - If you can read this your too fucking close.

Torah! Torah! Torah!

I also mutter (coz I'd sound like a cock yelling it) "red and green, learn what they mean"

Or was it "red man, green man, learn what they mean man!"

"finish him!"

Sparta!

Um, so no one snatches handbags or phones or hats in passing then?

air-horn.....

110db but it would most probably root them to the ground ;o)) http://www.seton.co.uk/setoneurope/catalog/0/20/100010-1%20200879-2%20301327-3.html?WT.srch=1&ppcseid=5175&mmtcmp=2497009&mmtctg=179739287&ppcsekeyword=air+horn&mmtmtname=b&mmtadid=73496863

Maybe a couple of spinning plastic swords attached to the front wheel would do the trick, chariot style.

if i'm honest it's usually

"hello!"
"look!"
"oioioioioi!"
"yoyoyoyoyo!"

or something equally inane and desperate

"HELM, GIVE ME RAMMING SPEED"

"ATTACK VECTOR LOCKED IN"

or just wrench the most terrifying death scream from my guts which tends to freeze every muscle in the offenders body allowing pick where i want to go round them.

I thought it goes ''fer feck sake.. you big fecking egjit'' in Dublin's expensive Dublin - Tiny am i right?

Well, that is true I guess when you put the accent on it :) (apart from the aforementioned correction to eejt)

Aahrooogaahh! - in a kind of scooby doo voice
Yah Mule! Yah Mule! - and speed up as you yell

Or just strap one of these babies to your bars:
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I'm thinking of suspending a gong in my front triangle, has anyone tried this yet? I imagine that pedestrians fall silent and stand transfixed as you pass.

Bumper sticker - If you can hear me screaming, you're too fucking close.

Fixed