What to shout?

i havent read all the posts yet so sorry if someone has already said it

i would say move out the fuking way

or give them a clip round the ear as i went past

probably the last one

I shout "RAPE!"

You would be better off shouting fire.

air-horn.....

i like a roadrunner style, meep meep...

Morse code

ayayAyAyAYAYAYJesusForFucksakeOutathefuckingwayWouldyaLookwereyourfuckinggoing?
Kind of a profanity dopler effect.

Eat me, Bailey!

drop the shoulder and teach them the lesson they should've learned in primary school.

OR

yell "watch out" or "pay attention" or something similarly asinine.

you can probably guess which is the fantasy.

My polite responses (to prevent people from getting in the way):
Beep Beep (loudly)
excuse me coming through
Nee Naw Nee Naw (like a fake siren)
Its a Green light (I then speed up)
Oi
Lookout
Wakey wakey rise and shine.

My impolite responses (for when idiots get in the way)

Fucking Cunt!
Do you wanna die today?!
Fuck you arsehole!
Wakey wakey Cunt!
Get the fuck outta my way!
Fucking Prick!
Prick
Am I fucking invisible or what?!

I think thats most of them.

+1 to that.

"Waaaake UP!" also works. I think of it as snapping them out of a hypnotic state, which is the only explanation for Cornhill/Poultry/Cheapside peds I can think of.

Mine's similar it's "Waakeey wakey!", said with a smile, it's bit more... cheerful.

"Ursäkta, har ni lust att flytta på er...", that's the proper thing to shout. Give it a try.

I shout "RAAAAAPE! DO THE HAMMERLOCK"

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RIP Lux Interior
BTW Check the original by The Novas...

I once quietly said "beepbeep" in a ped's ear as she stepped out into TCR looking in the wrong direction. Hopefully that combined with the "whoooosh" of a steel bicycle passing at speed did the trick.

Being from Essex, I usually revert to my old ways and let out a loud "OI, OI!" of a "Yo, YO!"

Though if I can get away with it and time it right I like to whiz past them and shout "LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING" right in their lugholes. This works well in Canary Wharf roads where there is little traffic and plently of peds stepping out not looking being led by their phone or cups of coffee across the road.

I find a very lound
"whoop, whoop, whoop-whoop" (in a Dr zoidberg fashion)

rather effective, however I think it may be due to the fact that people think a crazy man has stolen a bike and made a break for it.

I shout "RAPE!"

Tynan "FIRE!" gets more attention didnt you know.

**bloody andy beat me too it!

I shout "beers"

I shout "NEEE-NAW NEEE-NAW WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO!!!" while switching my CatEye on and off right fast. It also helps if you're eating donuts, coz you can spit the crumbs out at the common populace as you scream past, adding extra police authenticity.

Or "YA, YA, Das is Gud! I"M CUMMING!!!" Get's people out of the way sharpish. If you get caught, they make you sign a special register though, and they only let me see my kids with a uniformed lesbian in the room. Swings and roundabouts, I suppose...

Depends on time and creativity, eh?

Usually OI! or WAKE UP! or LOOK WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING GOING YOU INBRED COCK BANDIT!

I'm going to buy one of these:
http://www.lumicycle.com/product/71/octolite/police-9038-octolite-system.html

That will deal with it.

LOOK WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING GOING YOU INBRED COCK BANDIT!

For when you're too far away from the centre of town :)

Or at the very centre, the royals are there.

I currently favour INCOMING in the style of WWII trench warfare.

If forced to stop, I like to ask people who appear older than me if their parents taught them to the green cross code. All others are asshats.