Platinis hatred of all things Scouse!

Maybe you guys should meet up and talk it out over a pint

and invite me

Pistanator, I've already told you twice that I don't dislike scousers. It's not your scouseness that is the problem, as this ridiculous thread bears out.

Thrice...
I'm going to stop responding to your adolescent output now in deference to other members' sensibilities/boredom levels.
If you want to take it further, PM me and we'll arrange how sort it out once and for all.
Mmmkay?
X

Yes! He's offering me out online! Anytime you fuckin orrible twat!

I vote for a spelling competion between Plat and Pist, to sort this out.

Yes! He's offering me out online! Anytime you fuckin orrible twat!

or he could be saying, let's just chat about it off the forum and resolve it

bloody scousers, always looking for a scrap :^]

[or are you still grumpy because we've lost arteta for the season?]

i don't understand why he doesn't use the ignore function? been using it for pratini this last month or two so i dont ave to deal wiv the spellin corrections n stuff.

but adults wanting to "sort it out' for real. that's funny as fuck i'm waiting for one of them to start gobbing off about being a black belt and knowing a special one hand death move or their dad being a policeman.
all we need now is a picture of a monkey in a very large handbag, if there's an owl and a pinapple involed i might just wet myself with excitement.

i don't understand why he doesn't use the ignore function? been using it for pratini this last month or two so i dont ave to deal wiv the spellin corrections n stuff.

Yes dear, of course you have.

but adults wanting to "sort it out' for real.

Psychic powers fail.
Get with the programme FFS...

i'm confused though, are liverpudians a race of people? and knocking them is to be classed as a 'racist comment'?, or is it just pure prejudice hatred?

either way they are sorry kinks in our society which have failed to be 'ironed out'.....so far

Someone told me last night about plastic scousers. I think Im gonna be one, like.

Yes! He's offering me out online! Anytime you fuckin orrible twat!

That's how you read it mate but not what he actually said. I think there's a lot in this 'does/he/doesn't/he/hate/scouse' debate that is simply about interpretation. He could easily have been offering to meet up over a pint and talk it out. It's you that's seeing it as an offer to fight and unfortunately in doing so are strengthening a cliched stereotype of scousers being 'up for it' or a bit aggressive...

Eh, Someone told me last night about placky scousers. Think Im gonna nick one, la.

.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouser bloke 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers,
the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the
big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and
smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar.
Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to
his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed, the bartender
quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you
react like that" he says "Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A. A Burglar.

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a tie?

A. The accused.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a Scouser and a coconut???

A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?

A: Big Mac and fries please.

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?

A: What you looking at?

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shell Suit?

A: The Bride.

If I had my way we would build a wall round Liverpool to keep the wool's out

hahahah. watching "Britain's Hardest Men with Danny Dyer" today i saw a man called Stephen French who is an absolute "fackin nuttah", but he said everyone in liverpool's heard of him, but does any one from liverpool actually know the the fuck im talking about?

hahahah. watching "Britain's Hardest Men with Danny Dyer" today i saw a man called Stephen French who is an absolute "fackin nuttah", but he said everyone in liverpool's heard of him, but does any one from liverpool actually know the the fuck im talking about?

I think you must have misheard, they were talking about Stephen Fry - and yes, it's true about him - he's nails...

right T minus one day till I head to Liverpool, I need a quick survival guide please. I have added an alarm to my car, put all my money into books (they cant read so wont look there ) and have planned my route to avoid any culdisacks or dead ends. any other suggestions are welcome.

Nick

oh and P.S I bet Pistanator is not even from Liverpool I bet he is from Preston.

hahahah. watching "Britain's Hardest Men with Danny Dyer" today i saw a man called Stephen French who is an absolute "fackin nuttah", but he said everyone in liverpool's heard of him, but does any one from liverpool actually know the the fuck im talking about?

He's a retired heavy from Toxteth, nickname 'The Devil'. Still gets the occasional scally trying to shoot him

uuuugh... hate that stuff...

uuuugh... hate that stuff...

Any better?
The names not selling it to me.

Any better?
The names not selling it to me.

Or the contents: "with sodd balls and sodd meat". poor sodds.

Actually yeah, if I remember correctly this one is slightly better. It's got clear stock I think. It's the brown sauce in 'lapskaus' I can't hack.

Or the contents: "with sodd balls and sodd meat". poor sodds.

Actually yeah, if I remember correctly this one is slightly better. It's got clear stock I think. It's the brown sauce in 'lapskaus' I can't hack.

I agree.

Thats that then. Sodds are better then scousers.

He's a retired heavy from Toxteth, nickname 'The Devil'. Still gets the occasional scally trying to shoot him

haha ye i saw that in the show. he is a fucking beast! its jokes that he is actually known by liverpudlians