Bike porn

Sorry to hear that your bike was stolen - but here's a few tips:

• you need a bigger frame
  
• you need a method of stopping or a method of foot retention
  
• you need to learn how to maintain tubular tires if you're going to use them on the street
  
• you need to tighten your chain
  
• you clearly need to buy a better lock, or even 2, if you're going to spend that much money on a bike.