Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Anthracite

Anthracist

The lack of languages teaching (as opposed to single-language teaching) in UK schools is an absolute disgrace. Basically, it means that those people who are linguistically talented have to be very lucky to get any education at all, as that particular talent is neglected not only in itself but also to the extent to which it can be a foundation for other learning.

But foreigners have shown themselves perfectly capable of learning English, so we don't need to learn any other languages.

It's scientific fact that foreigners understand you perfectly if you shout.

But foreigners have shown themselves perfectly capable of learning English, so we don't need to learn any other languages.

It's scientific fact that foreigners understand you perfectly if you shout.

:)

But foreigners have shown themselves perfectly capable of learning English, so we don't need to learn any other languages.

It's scientific fact that foreigners understand you perfectly if you shout.

"HALLO, WO GEHT'S DENN HIER ZUM BAHNHOF?"

Didn't work. :(

"hallo, wo geht's denn hier zum bahnhof?"

didn't work. :(

It did:

UM DIE ECKE!!!

It only works if you shout in english

is it awesome, is it really.

Yes. This thread rocks.

It did:

UM DIE ECKE!!!

No, that's completely wrong. It's straight ahead.

DU HAST GANZ OFFENSICHTLICH NUR BAHNHOF VERSTANDEN! :)

Er hatte eine glatze.

Er hatte eine Glatze.

Aber jetzt trägt er wieder sein Toupet. :)

I'm with Scott and Nahguavkire on this. The OP's post is representative of everything a SHITE cyclist would do and the cheerful replies are representative of the stupidity of other cyclist.

Peace

i've just seen this thread and cannot believe it. i'm even more shocked by the 'whoop whoop, high five, way to go' responses. The original post is fucking pathetic, what is wrong with everyone? Mike, I realise 'i don't know you' and therefore that i should 'watch my mouth', but I have to say that you come across as a total prick.

No wonder motorists take cyclists for reckless idiots when there are morons like you on the road.

i agree, super. this thread has really pissed me off. not so much what mike did, i frankly couldn't give two shits, really, but more so people's responses on here. i honestly didn't realize there were so many wankers on the forum. and what's worse, on this thread, it's the majority.

to all those calling mikec up on his idiocy and telling him to get fucked : respect.
to all those praising him for his actions and telling him he's a hero : get fucked.

I don't think telling mikec to get fucked deserves respect. That's as unlikely to 'teach anyone a lesson' as the behaviours opted for in the OP.

Ohhhh.

It had all turned round so nicely on here, people where friendly, respectful, posting pictures of monkies and then Superprecise comes in, makes a reasonable comment and unknowingly reverses the evolution of this thread back into the preevolutionary ooze from the now becoming sense and companionship which was slowly rising to power.

Good form mate Haha ;)

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I'm available on this thread to discuss aspects of English semantics/syntax/phonology/pragmatics until 6pm.

No appointment necessary.

Ohhhh.

It had all turned round so nicely on here, people where friendly, respectful, posting pictures of monkies and then Superprecise comes in, makes a reasonable comment and unknowingly reverses the evolution of this thread back into the preevolutionary ooze from the now becoming sense and companionship which was slowly rising to power.

Good form mate Haha ;)

sorry if i've exacerbated things! this has had me fuming and i couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread. winds neck in

Mike, It was funny, if you're going to hit car, make it a cool one. Lol I seem to have a thing about Jags (un-intentionally) myself.
Sorry mate, it's not cool do do it intentionally.

epic thread! Tags are phenomenal.
So what I really want to know is what exact Lambo it was. Murcielago? Gallardo? Lp640? Roadster? LP 560-4? Spyder? Countach? Espada? Urraco? Reventon?

Anyway off to drive my DBS later today - will watch out for knee-injured, front-brake-only riders...

+1 ^^ ;)

Can't be bothered to read past the first page, but all I can say about the OP'er is a complete prick. I would eat you alive if you had done this to me & I knew what was going on in your pea sized brain when you made the decision to crash into me. Dangerous little man you are, expert rider you are not

Ooh a cannibal joins the thread.

i honestly didn't realize there were so many wankers on the forum.

I honestly didn't know there were so many wankers on this forum either lpg.
Judging by the spineless pricks who have tagged me as a cunt, there seems to be many of them. Still, they are probably the people who never go on rides, never meet up with others and hide behind the anonymity of their computers.

I did what I did and that his history. If you disagree as others have then that is yours and others rights. I have no problem with anyone who has the decency to say to my face what they thought. I guess my fucking mental hardman persona, as you put it, has preceded me and installed so much fear into people they are too scared to say it to my face and resort to tagging. I assume that many of these will be deleted when our master removes the anonymous feature. And if they are not deleted, then watch out. Cos it may be you I cycle into next.

I know who my friends are, and juding by the postive tags, PMs and responses I got today at HH and the memorial ride there are many. Many of whom disagree completely with what I did