How to get to work fast...

i like riding like a boy racer, thats the whole appeal of riding a track bike.
for me it doesn't beat the west end at rush hour

agreed.

i didn't mean basing day-to-day expectations on mash would be ridiculous, i meant basing your day-to-day expectations on a porn film storyline would be ridiculous, and, as you put it, also a barrel of laughs.