Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

....or...

I was getting on my bike and I was stuck between two cars in parking spots. I was slowly trying to edge my way out into traffic. Finally this car coming my direction slows down. Success! I start to make my way out of the parking spot but the fucking dickhead driver just keeps coming at me. He clearly sees me, knows he's going to hit me but doesn't even care. I have two choices, I can stop or try to get far out ahead of him enough to keep going and try not to get hit. I try to bust a move out of the spot but no luck. The guy runs right into me, knocks me off my bike and then has the balls (or lack thereof) to give me a bollocking about pulling out in front of him!!!!?!!? Fucking dickhead actually hit me on purpose and then yelled at me!!!
It's drivers like him that make me hate vehiclists!!!

Like I say, there are a lot of nutters out there especially in London. Can't believe someone would actually do that