Adamantium

Where can I get a bike made from this stuff?

As far as I can tell it's virtually indestructible and incredibly light, seems like it would be the perfect material for a bike so long as Magneto wasn't in the area, but then you'd be screwed riding steel or titanium anyway.

titanium is non-magnetic, so you'll be fine against Magneto.

Shh, don't tell anyone, but Reynolds 953 is actually adamantium.

It's just a standar alloy; Ti layered 953 steel covered in fairy dust.

I heard it causes riders to throw carburetters through pub windows then ring up The Sun and say "I'm not mad!"

does an adamantium frame come with sideburns included?

you get a good deal with those adamantium frames - they come with a stand and they will deliver

[God, I'm showing my age here…]

S'alright I suppose but like scaffolding compared to unobtainium™ tubes.
They're inverse-butted.

you get a good deal with those adamantium frames - they come with a stand and they will deliver

[God, I'm showing my age here…]

Charming.

i want one of these:
http://www.eclectric-fx.com/model/images/xwing.jpg

Brakeless too it seems. Cool.

yep and it has proton torpedoes in case a lambo pulls out in front of me.

If you purchase an adamantium frame & forks you also get one years free trial of self healing powers.

So that when you hit a lambourghini on your adamantium equipped bike, whilst not being able to stop due to the fact that it's SS and has only one front brake; you can self heal whilst talking to a road sweeper about the best way to powder coat an arrospok.

titanium is *slightly Paramagnetic*, so you'll be powerless against Magneto.

Fixed. (takes geek glasses off)

Fixed. (takes geek glasses off)

damn. i stand corrected. [doffs cap]

your money or your life...

titanium is non-magnetic, so you'll be fine against Magneto.

Magneto can manipulate all metals baby, know your X-Men!