victoria beckhams book .... marry a stupid fecker sing badly and have no dress sense
jade goodies book ...... make yourself as stupid as possible ( you'll have to speak to your parents for that one ) swear racist hatred at nice asian girl and write book about nothing
bill gates book ..... come up with cunning idea, follow it ruthlessly, stomp all over the opposition
my book ...... hmmm not really worked out quite how i planned it .. so far !
take a leaf out of ....