Best ebayer ever

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150323844720

haha, brilliant. what a rad guy

This was the best ebay post I ever saw. Somebody saved it to a blog:
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html

and this is a retrospective on the reaction:
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000295.html

I'm enjoying this one:

*Right, I bought this at the Tiffany store on Bond Street about 2 years ago for my then girlfriend.
She seemed so pleased with it that she just couldn't contain her excitement and a few days later she decided it would be a great idea to entertain another man in her hand. Yea, what a girl.

To cut a long story short words were said, there was a lot of vodka drunk, and I decided that maybe she didn't really deserve keeping the bracelet. I said she could keep it if she got it engraved with 'biggest jizzhand ever' on the back, but she declined the reasonable offer.

It doesn't have any visable scratches, and if you give it a tiny clean with some silver cleaning product you could pass it off as new. Same with the box. The bag is a tiny bit crumpled and has a small mark on it, it was like that when jizzhands gave it back to me.

So buy this and give it to your girlfriend, or maybe give it to someone else's girlfriend in the hope that this bracelet will turn them into a jizzhand in your favour. Not that i'm saying that this bracelet is cursed or anything. And if it is, buy it for someone you don't like! Keep your enemies close, and jizzhands closer.

I've put postage as £3, I doubt it'll be that much, so whatever isn't spent on postage i'll put back in the package cause I'm a nice guy like that. Recorded delivery to avoid disputes. Maybe the postperson will be hot, good luck for you.

Ermm i'm not really bothered with returns...I suppose if you're really unhappy with it i'll refund you and you can pay for the postage to send it back. I won't accept returns if it causes your girlfriend to be unfaithful.

I'll post it the day after payment. Paypal only please. Thanksssss.
Gilly. *