Cycle Rage

Tried lube? Or just doing the front bum instead?

Is this the best stuff to use?? (LINK)

The name made me laugh!!

The VAT man usually doesn't use anything when he's F&%$in me from behind!

I'm usually relatively chilled out riding, I normally shout or gesture but nothing too agro.
BUT, on Saturday I was riding home, a little tired and hung over when I came to some lights on Bethnal Green Road.

I did what I normally do and filter through to the front, down the middle of the two lanes. As I got to the front, the lights went green and I pedaled to get infront of a car coming up on the inside. (Most time people let me across to the curb) but this prick accelerated up behind me as I moved over to the left, he then over took me very closely beeping his horn and shouting through his window. I then shouted something and stuck my middle finger up.

Now I was pretty pissed off at this point because I don't think I was at all in the wrong, so, I saw him stopped at the next lights, I rode up quite fast and ripped his wing mirror off. I then cycled off towards my house thinking there might be a possibility he might catch me up / follow me. Which he did.

At the lights on the junction of Grove Rd and Roman Rd, I looked behind to see him waving his fist at me, beckoning me over and beeping his horn, at this stage I was pissing myself laughing, I then waved at him, crossed the road and nearly got hit as I was laughing so much and rode into the park.

Now I don't think this was an over reaction, the guy was a prick, but I can see why he was pissed off.

I envy you lads in central London, you can do a bit of nice damage to the offending driver and escape through the traffic!!

I always wonder after I've smashed the mirror off/dented the bonnet if they will ever recognise me in the future and run me over!!

Has anybody ever had any come back from their past deeds??