Post why why you think Ray is not going to Rouen

fred, you're in the wrong forum.

cause he'll be locked in a polo court and hes too short to climb out?

ok i've been offered a ticket to go... but i now need a team i have till 2pm.

2 team mates needed.

Didn't I say say I would go last night? Anyway as you know I was drunk as fuck talking shit. Deal with it. Oh and My leg fucking hurts.

I am currently suffering a hyperhangover, I'm going to go and lay in the park.

I think they have already got the maximum 16 teams registered. I might be wrong though.

ok i've been offered a ticket to go... but i now need a team i have till 2pm.

2 team mates needed.

put on that yellow dress of yours, i have some pom poms....PiqueMaxx needs a cheerleader

Yep yep, all 16 teams are registered.
You should have listened to me three weeks ago.

Fool.

Yeah he is.

^

ok then nail coffin ...im not going then...me and otty are gonna fly the flag in sunny london then.

One on one style!

could start a one on one summer league?

take loads of photos and pretend you had an amazing time!

take loads of photos and pretend you had an amazing time!

the real reason ray isnt going to rouen

its L.O.V.E - it changes a man!

He'll start looking after his appearance, look forward to cuddles and watching DVDs, start staying in on week nights and stop answering his phone at the weekends...

You could come for the throw-ins and beer?

ratio is right, i mean you came to the valentines tournament and didnt play right?

and what if aidan 'accidentally' slips on one of the French teams excess hair gel.. Bad will need a lefty sub

Shut up hippy, haven't you got a plane to catch?

and if that preposterous notion occurred, you think i'd choose ray over Bill?

yeh and i'd fuck you before the real amy winehouse. Hmmm actually...

the real reason ray isnt going to rouen

You cynical bastards, don't ruin a beautiful moment for us.

This was just before i slipped my hand up her skirt.