People who cycle to work

But you only do about 5 miles a day round the West End. And you'd probably be quicker on foot.

Why do you think I keep asking for a pony?

Why do you think I keep asking for a pony?

Why settle for just one - here, have 20

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wigan Willdella.

If I didn't cycle to work I'd really be a bit stuck when I got to work.

Genius!

..... don't have to carry half a ton of tools

A spanner, tyre levers, patches, a lighter and a mini-pump?

What other tools do you need?

:)

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Exactly. I used to have a lightweight poncho though (came with MBUK mag).

i get payed 20p a mile to ride to work

why wouldn't you ride to work?

Apparently people like spending around about 30 minutes sitting on their arse every morning being frustrated and wasting money.

I started to get in better shape...then I found this forum...then...the shit hit the fan really..

can you do it quicker without even breaking a sweat?

no, if i did it quicker, i would damn well have a good sweat on. wanna towel me down?

I like Central Line.

Don't arrive to school late or sleepy, have fun skidding, get to cycle through parks plus everything is so much more beautiful when you are on a bike; the sun rising behind trees, cars not moving... ahhhhhhh

body odour on public transport. lots of it.

Cos I'm a tight cnut!

Lycra feels nice.

Because I love running over squirrels

Riding from Shepherds Bush to Camberwell... possible? The prospect of Vauxhall bridge doesn't really enthral me to be honest. Many a time have i've seen cyclists disapear down the side of a bend bus.

Riding from Shepherds Bush to Camberwell... possible? The prospect of Vauxhall bridge doesn't really enthral me to be honest. Many a time have i've seen cyclists disapear down the side of a bendy bus.

Easy, and there's a cycle route that takes you off the road for the bit around Vauxhall Cross if you need it.

So I can justify wearing lycra all day

I check emails whilst cooling down/giving gear a chance to dry off, then when the morning rush is gone shower on company time. Saves on my heating bills, having a shite at work reduces defecation during unpaid time and reduces my annual bog-roll bill by at least a half.

Easy, and there's a cycle route that takes you off the road for the bit around Vauxhall Cross if you need it.

Well thats good to know, cheers

And cycle maps here if you need 'em Gatti:
https://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/roadusers/cycling/cycleroutes/default.asp