Services offered by forumengers

I checked, and there isn't a place where forumengers are grouped together in one place, offering their specific, marketable expertise.
I think it could be useful, if we could call each other for services, instead of having to head to the Yellow Pages.

Bike related
Skully - leather worker (saddles especially)
Scott not Scot - expert bag maker
chickin - cycling instructor; teaches national standards cyclist training levels 1, 2 and 3
ShannonBall - cycling instructor; teaches national standards cyclist training levels 1, 2 and 3 (London)
RPM - cycling coach (athlete training), also wheelbuilding, bike repairs, etc
36x18 - Wheel-builder
varno - track wheel sales
j.m.f - cycle sport coaching/ cycle training
Clockwise - cycling instructor; national standards levels 1, 2 and 3. Can do 1-2-1 2hr sessions (funded by work for people who live/work in Brent, Croydon or Haringey)

Photography
photoben - Press, PR and Event photography
Guerilla Photo - Brighton based, project based and studio
Edscoble - Social photography (some studio work, also DIY)
fred - studio and project photography
CrazyJames - various applications
LaLiLuLeLo - Events, Studio & Creative Photographer
Selimski - Social and Environmental photographer
EEI - Photography assistance for photoshoots. Natural light portraits.
Chema Mora - Studio, comercial, arquitectural and interiors photography and retouching services
chris_tim - Cycling/race reportage, commercial and Factory/industrial environments

General
DFP - gardener, stage rigging, bike assembly, product design
Stix - horticulturist/gardener
i am russel - lawn mower repair
edmundro - tree surgeon
cernan - (Leeds) plastering
STE5 - Construction/Building Surveyor
musikism - plasterer
JamesSW - kitchen and catering labour
crimsonape - Decorating/refurbs (no load-bearing walls), minor plumbing - bathrooms/kitchens
J4ck1987 - Roofing, building, painting, tiling, and ManWithAVan,
Rustychops - Roofing, building, painting, tiling
CharlieFuckingA - Courier and also building labourer
LunarKing - Courier, with own large capacity cargo bike. Also does visual rope installations (artistic)

Science based (including math)
Tommy(The Brick) - mathematician
damo - molecular biologist
eyebrows - bio-chemist
cernan - molecular biologist/virologist
Nahguavkire - Thermographer (Infrared Imaging) and Renewable Energies (Geothermal/ Solar/ Wind/ HRV)

Technology
ehren fried chicken - computer programmer (various languages)
Velocio - web design and admin
Smithchild - electrician (telephone advice)
Dammit - telecoms and telephony
willski - enterprise-wide solution architecture
steff - Syadmin/IT - Linux/BSD, a little Solaris, Macs, and Windows if required
diable - IT analyst; formerly an electrician
woffle - web design and development / plsql development and oracle, mysql etc database admin
Clockwork_killa - (Adobe) Flash / general interactive design and development
wintermute - programming (language and web)
shoarthing - MAC hardware, OSX, networking issues
Sharkstar - Lighting Control Software
rogan - web development, E-commerce (Magneto), Wordpress
Butters - web development, Magneto, Wordpress
3stripe - graphic designer, Wordpress

Other - specialised
31t®um - leather goods maker, pouches for mobiles/tablets, etc [top notch stuff]
DFP - strength conditioning coach
Broker - financial management/investment
overdrive - courier
gogosama - trainers shop manager (check for manager's discounts)
pistaboy - sports injury therapist/strength & conditioning coach
stringerman - dental technician (mouthguards, veneers, crowns and bridges)
Elguapo - deep tissue massage
bogey - building surveyor (will take all sizes of jobs)
Jacqui - events organiser
ladystardust - spoken Japanese (fluent), film researcher
Xam69 - tatoo artist
jaw - linguist/translator [Dutch/Spanish/German/Afrikaans], business analyst, event planner
KingofMing - criminal lawyer [available 24hrs]
marcomarcos - Commercial insurance broker
Broux - French<->English translations (via email or PM)
talboy - any and all accountancy work, for small or large clients
serk - civil engineer
mutts - gamekeeper (former)
dracula - travel consultant (STA Travel)
Vikeonabike - police related matters and advice
roryeaglestone - dispensing optician (Manchester)
downlo - qualified electrician
GA2G - security (design and application)
CHUG IT - physical conditioning coach
antlers - Transcribing and proofreading
punkture - Valuation Surveyor
Husy - fluent in different middle eastern languages
IndraRipper - T-shirt printing
Shoosh - Qualified Career Guidance, CVs, covering letters, plus more
Sweaty - Logistics transportation; several vans available.
ObiWomKenobi - London Fire Brigade Advice

Art & Technical Art
matt (baddesigner) - artist, designer
Superprecise - draughtsperson/draftsperson [blueprints and plans]
PinkGottiMobbs - architect
Tomasito - literary agent
robin - screen printing, illustration, p.a hire (sound system), sound technician
spagettihoops - architectural model maker
jodie harsh - Typographic Graphic Designer, Creative/Brand consultation
asm - art gallery technician, lighting assistant
Todd - graphics and fashion design
Donut! - cameraman, editor, illustrator
joshscott187 - architect, furniture design, digital fabrications (CNC milling, rapid prototyping, lazercutting)
VanUden -writer (advertising, editorial, content); brand consultant
Stein - stenciling
ShannonBall - Sub-editor and production editor, actor, voice-over artist
magpie00 - Gemmologist (gemstone, diamonds and fine jewellery)
otto - picture framing
torches - typography, graphic design, and ....guitar
tcman - graphic design
woffle - gallery commissioned art
Mini..Cooper - Handmade exclusive jewellry
Mongrel (his missus actually) - professional editorial design
LaLiLuLeLo - CG (3D) Artist / Animator & Web Design & Developer
HANSON - Motion Designer (After Effects/Cinema 4D/Photoshop/Illustrator/Mind/Eyes/Pencils/Hands/*Heart)
ade - 3D designer [events, exhibitions, furniture, interiors]
!Nhattattack! - Trained art tutor (based in America)
CheBeef - architecture student, draft, design, planning applications, 3D modelling architectural services. Specialist fabric formwork concrete construction. Garden design.
yourebarred - AV technician (sound, stage, lighting, cameraman)
blackspring - Film/video editor (Premiere/Final Cut). Chinese/English translation & subtitling.
brokebroadbeat - proofreader (London zone 1, 2, 3 picj and drop)
On1 - (residential) architect

Music
Bad Matt - drummer
asm - composer, sound technician
BlueQuinn - musician, composer
oliver55000 - jazz flute player
ShannonBall - Harmonica player and instructor
torches - guitar
tcman - piano lessons
Stinging Broom - rapper / entertainer
red-biff - drummer
marcomarcos - salsa DJ
nenugnewa - Mixing engineer / Producer
gios78 - Ableton Live music tutor / Mix / Produce / Master (in Berlin)

So, who's a plumber, electrician, psychoanalyst, gardener/horticulturist, etc..?

If I haven't added you, its because I'm not sure about what you wrote. Just PM me, to clarify, or I'll normally add you directly from this thread.

Yes Greasy_Slag, this is a sort of Fixed Gear Yellow Pages; where we can hit up each other for services that would normally take our cash elsewhere.