What's your top speed?

That is on my bicycle. It's a** BT Stealth Commuter with continuously-variable fixed transmission. Top equivalent gearing is 100x5** which I use along flat Uxbridge Road to hit the speed of light in order to pass bendy buses without interfering with traffic flow. One time I actually travelled fast enough to pass through a black hole, travelled into the future, ate a piece of chocolate flamble cake and then came back again. I arrived in time for yesterday's dinner. Mal was best pleased.

Ahhh I see. You should've said in the first place.

But I still know you're making it up. The flaw in your post above is claiming to have passed a bendy bus. Everyone knows this to be physically impossible no matter what speed you acheive, especially the speed of light. You see due to the cretinous numptys that drive these laughable leviathans, the indescribable chaos they cause daily by blocking the road causes carnage in not just the normal 3 dimensions, and the 4th dimension of time as well, but actually curves space time thus ensuring the maximum amount of road tarmac turmoil possible within the confines of the laws of physics...albeit stretched to their absoolute limit.

It's all a ploy by the Germans. Where was Einstein from eh? And where do bendy buses come from eh? I rest my case. Just ask Oliver about urban planning and watch him foam at the mouth....it's a conspiracy I tell you, a massive conspriracy to bring down our once great Empire....BRING BACK VICTORIA!

Sorry, I forgot to take my meds this morning