Why Are Aussies So Hated?

An Australian sheep farmer is walking down the road carrying a sheep under each arm when he meets a mate of his who says "G'day mate, are you shearing?"

To which the sheep farmer replies: "Nah mate, gonna fuck'em both meself!"

Gets coat

Often Kiwi jokes convert to Australian/welsh/whatever purported sheep shagger nation you prefer. This one does not.

Accent fail.