What's your top speed?

Going fast is for wankers.

About five penguins per antelope, that was in the sticks though so it's equivalent of about three hoodies per hipster in London or 12 shoe shiners per bowler hats in old money.

Pass me the lithium dear, he's having a turn again.

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But like, who cares. Top speed means fuck all if you can't flow through traffic. It's the speed you reach the destination not the fastest speed you hit on your way there.

+1 traffic flowing

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Beautiful, Rob! ;D

I hate poems.

Eric Idle, the peoples' poet

Can we have your liver then?

-"I'm not dead yet! It says on my donor card 'in the event of your death...'"
-"Well you'll be dead soon mate, don't worry about that."