• When i was 18, I got knocked off my bike by a HGV. The bike was folded in half.
    My bike got pulled under the front wheel, throwing me forward - and spinning me round - so i landed on my head.
    I fractured my skull, and now i can't taste or smell ANYTHING as a result.
    That was nearly 12 years ago.
    My "shit really don't stink" ha, ha

    Oh, I put my front teeth through my upper lip, after hitting a car door that got thrown open, whilst i was at full speed. Stitches and false front teeth. Bent forks.
    I've had a chainring embedded into my knee - snapped pedal - knee arthroscopy.
    And a few flats....

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