Bike destroyers tell your story here...

bent my forks on my brooklyn
both wheels on brooklyn have less than 32 spokes
snapped two mks double straps
snapped my seatpost
destroyed starnut in forks in brooklyn
miche chainring snapped in half
miche chainset stripped crank bolts
snapped steerer of tall bike
snapped seatpost of tall bike
snapped seat tube of tall bike
bent bmx bars on tall bike
bent crank arm of tall bike
snapped chain on tall bike x2
tacoed loaner bike wheel in new york

and thats just my bikes, the list of other peoples bikes that i've broke is longer!

You must be taking your bikes off some 'sweet jumps' for that kind of damage!