Hi - Noob introduction

how did we get on the subjects of cats?

how did we get on the subjects of cats?

Some people were feline mischievous.

How did he circumvent the nursery and create a thread with his first post?

That Velocio cat subverting the nursery system and letting the kittens out early so that they can rampage around the forum like rampagey things*?

• Someone said that yesterday in the Nursery thread and I found it amusing enough to plagiarise it here.
  

oliver show us your pussy.

oliver show us your pussy.

Eek! Not to a dog I won't! Gerroff!

That Velocio cat subverting the nursery system and letting the kittens out early so that they can rampage around the forum like rampagey things*?

• Someone said that yesterday in the Nursery thread and I found it amusing enough to plagiarise it here.
  

That was my idea! (Vic and Bob anyone?)

Glad to be of service :-)

have a peak at mine Dale

evening...

i am currently attempting to semi build my first fixed. would love some help and advice...

thanks.

The masters should all use the search function at the top. There's loads of info.

Well, this is a thread about cats, so you haven't quite come to the right place. Try using the search function to find what you're looking for.

Edit: Ah, I see Mr Balki beat me to it.

I have been trying for weeks!

evening...

i am currently attempting to semi build my first fixed. would love some help and advice...

thanks.

Hi Guys

I haven't read anything you have written above, or used the search tool, or taken the time out to look at how things work here. However I would like you to take some time out of your lives to personally help me build a penge bike.

So if your interested, please email me at mastersofdeath@hotmail.gov.uk

Thanks in Advance

MOD

are you pretending to be me Aleksi? thats not my email? oh cat thread is it? *[/U]

cool for cats!

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how do get pictures? keep pasting in the http: but nothing? ta

why no pictures?

was it worth it? probably not but that's me out with my cats...

help me build a penge bike.

Maybe he doesn't like cats?

Arducius - you're right - I don't like cats - I like people, and I like bikes, but I don't like cats. To be honest, I was interested in joining your community to find out about fixers and fixer bits. I see that you have a protocol for joining, and I've got the intro a bit wrong, my apologies. Your great and almighty leader and administrator lifted my nursery status when I mentioned that I have something I'm selling, and I thought (and he thought so too) some of you folk might be interested in ... I'm not a dealer in disguise, out to make a profit from buying and selling, but it genuinely didn't work for me, but I thought it might for you ... but perhaps I was wrong... nah you wouldn't be interested in it anyway....

Dont take it personally italiaandyf, this thread descended into sillyness, I blame dogs.
re-read post number 2 and don't mind the pussies. ;-)

Hi - I'm new to the forum, just posting to introduce myself.

I'm planning to build up a fixer at some point, and would welcome any advice any one has regarding gear ratios etc.
I've only been into cycling for about 18 months, but love it, ride all the time if the weather allows, currently ride geared bikes, a Condor Italia (aluminium with carbon forks and seat stays - summer bike), and a Pinarello Sestriere (steel, with the original steel forks, and mudguard clearances - winter bike).

cheers

Welcome.

Arducius - you're right - I don't like cats - I like people, and I like bikes, but I don't like cats. To be honest, I was interested in joining your community to find out about fixers and fixer bits. I see that you have a protocol for joining, and I've got the intro a bit wrong, my apologies. Your great and almighty leader and administrator lifted my nursery status when I mentioned that I have something I'm selling, and I thought (and he thought so too) some of you folk might be interested in ... I'm not a dealer in disguise, out to make a profit from buying and selling, but it genuinely didn't work for me, but I thought it might for you ... but perhaps I was wrong... nah you wouldn't be interested in it anyway....

Bye.