Hit by car but stayed on the bike

Better than "I was late for work", an excuse offered to me by someone who turned right across my path as I was travelling at speed down a hill. Braked but still hit her but not hard enough to come off.

He excuse was cue for me to vent my fury at her, at some volume

Fuck me, that is unbelievable. In the face of that kind of excuse I would have taken Tynan's advice: drop the kegs and shit on her bonnet*.

( * The engine cover of her car, not her Easter-themed head wear, although that would also be excusable.)