Irrefutable scientific proof that cycling drunk is safer than cycling sober

Drunk cyclist falls off, car swerves to avoid him/her, hits peds at bus stop/other car etc. You can quite easily cause just as much carnage.

i see your point but i reckon it's pretty unlikely unless the driver is also drunk. much more has to go wrong for a drunk cyclist to cause a car to plough into a bus stop than for a drunk driver to cause a car to plough into a bus stop.

but like i said, it is stupid to ride pissed.