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Mick I think your dealer must have sold you happy pills this week instead of your normal go faster pills.

You mean...those weren't smarties?

Oh no...

oh dear..

Of course, if I have to phone up royal mail and pay them for the privilege of finding out where my stuff is, I may be very rude to who ever I'm speaking to.

I'm sure that wouldn't make them very happy, and would thus make me unhappy too.

life is so complicated

That does suck, though on the plus side, it'll make you appreciate happiness even more =D