Irrefutable scientific proof that cycling drunk is safer than cycling sober

getting hit by a car when its not your fault sucks, but at least you can claim some money from their insurance. If you're drunk you'll have a pretty hard time getting anything .

The worst kind of hangover would be waking up in the morning to find my a twisted pile of steel where my bike lives :'(

these are the two thoughts that go through my mind when I'm a drunk cyclist...

the sobre me frowns on drunk cycling and assumes that any night I go out with my bike, the only cylcing I'll be doing is to the nearest train station... the sobre me has destroyed 3 bikes in accidents and broken a collar bone...

the drunk me thinks it's fine and has only fallen over whilst still or riding very slowly on the pavement...