Why Are Aussies So Hated?

I have no desire whatsoever to go to Australia - if I wanted to get an idea of what it was like I'd just go to Earls Court for the day and for all the Aussies on here whining about how great Australia is, what the fuck are you all doing over here then?*

*Yes I'm a bit drunk bit a like a good heated debate! ;-)

if you just went to earl's court you'd get all the worst aussies acting like dickheads in a pub designed for english fucktards with shit weather, expensive real estate and ugly girls (cos it's england). by the way we all moved out of earl's court a decade ago and moved to shepherd's bush or clapham, so you'd probably be hanging out with kiwis or whoever else is too fucking slow to catch on and move out.

i'll give you a fucking hint about why we're here, it's a form of national service. we come over here and pretend it's actually worth fucking staying, purely so scousers, brummies and all the rest of you cunts don't think it's worth emigrating to our homeland. it's to keep english bastards from polluting our cities.

Australia is actually much fucking better than we let on.*

*also drunk and looking for heated debate!