Irrefutable scientific proof that cycling drunk is safer than cycling sober

I've cycled home pretty well when I was too drunk to stand still or walk in a straight line. I actually find it more difficult to walk or do other non-cycling stuff when pissed, than to cycle. Maybe I'm truly at one with my bike or similar pseudo-buddhist bollocks.

There was one time I cycled home while so hammered that when I stopped at traffic lights (which I was doing even on nearly empty roads because I was so pissed I couldn't take any risks), I would frequently nearly fall off my bike because I was unable to stand up. I think I'm just quite a clumsy person in general though, I mean I once fell out of a stationery car I was sitting in (while sober).