Why Are Aussies So Hated?

my mum's scottish, you tool

fuck - graham nearly married your mum for a passport!

Actually, Pistanator is old enough to be your dad, and you look similar - maybe that's why he hates aussies!

what, he nearly your married your mum.

we've got both passports mate.
there's no getting 'round it - you had a scouse accent as a nipper.

this was genius.