Why Are Cyclists So Hated...

I got called a 'terrorising psychopath' by an old man walking across a red light. I passed within a couple of metres behind the guy for god's sake.

Ha! I had a woman very bullishly call me 'RUDE!!!' today as I rode a few metres in front of her while she dashed across on a red man*.

I politely shouted back 'it's a red man, stupid cunt'. That's etiquette.

*not piggy-back

Hey Sano - wanna lift?

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That looks nothing like me. My bikini is blue.

The thing that winds me up about those bellends, is that no matter how many times you point out there's NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS ROAD TAX, they still go on about how we don't pay it.

Well, it wasn't my idea to start a war in Iraq to guarantee your supplies of oil, so why the fuck whould my taxes pay for it? I might use that one in the future.

Careful, I think VV is still lurking :)

I'll buy you a drink for saving my country.

Wanting to have sex with and loving are two different things. You will learn this with time.

When I said love I was talking about their music =P

With that last statement i don't believe Tommy is right. Mick you will never learn...much in fact

With that last statement i don't believe Tommy is right. Mick you will never learn...much in fact

As always, I think you're right on that one.

how effing dare you lot even think i can come from 2000 miles near that dingobollox

ha ha only jessing murt

how effing dare you lot even think i can come from 2000 miles near that dingobollox

heheheheheheheheheheh

:)

your all a bunch of wankers, 'cept for me!

You were touching yourself before most of the people on here were born.

how immediately before? as in 'hanging around maternity wards in a dirty mac' before?

so that makes me......an old wanker then

because cyclists ride on pavements, jump red lights and run people over at pedestrian crossings. if i was a non-cyclist i think those would be the reasons i would give (i'm not a driver but as a pedestrian cyclists doing these things have caused me to take evasive action)

Amen to that!

so that makes me......an old wanker then

Don't worry, you're not old.

100% of people are selfish fucks
Most cyclists do an ok job
Most drivers do an ok job
Everyone fucks up at some point
Motorists fuck ups are more likely to kill someone
Aussies are awesome, above the law and better lovers than you, in fact they're currently shagging your missus.

I've got to the point where I am no longer ashamed to admit that I love those guys, Andrea's acting in a play next week at the Old Vic theatre.

... continuing to take HTFUing to ridiculous extremes ...

... continuing to take HTFUing to ridiculous extremes ...

Haha harsh, harsh but funny, and maybe slightly true.

i guess we do stupid things sometimes...

i ride safe but today had some stuff on my mind and didnt give way to a car turning out onto the main road i was on. i swerved severely and fell over uninjured (just ripped jeans).

i guess that pissed the driver off. i gave him some verbal abuse (i said something really stupid. "this is my first accident u fucking prick!") but i guess if i smashed his light in or something, cyclists would be hated even more...

Pantyhose disguise?????

http://m.theage.com.au/victoria/police-hunt-northcote-flashers-railway-station-attacker-20110202-1acya.html

Stay safe Balki. I would hate to think of you thrashed by a cyclone and then arrested for flashing.

it seems to me that they hold these posessions as some kind of indicator of success, its a status sysmbol and a massive extension for thier cock.

This is true of most blokes. Life for most blokes is a cock swinging exercise.

It is always,

• Who has the biggest car
  
• Who has the biggest tele
  
• Who has shagged the most birds
  
  

By the rest of your post it seems you have learn't to swing it more intelligently, by not only making the right choice, but also not giving a shit about the other twats ... this pisses them off a great deal.

Pantyhose disguise?????

http://m.theage.com.au/victoria/police-hunt-northcote-flashers-railway-station-attacker-20110202-1acya.html

My friend wanted to take me to Northcote to show my the lovely view.
Could have gone a lot worse.

Who has the biggest car
Who has the biggest tele
Who has shagged the most birds

Dammit
Hippy
Balki

This is true of most blokes. Life for most blokes is a cock swinging exercise.

It is always,

[]Who has the biggest car
[]Who has the biggest tele
[]Who has shagged the most birds
[]who has the most leather on their saddle

By the rest of your post it seems you have learn't to swing it more intelligently, by not only making the right choice, but also not giving a shit about the other twats ... this pisses them off a great deal.

fixed.

But is your telly HD 3D?