• To be fair though Rik actually has the numbers of all those girls...that's from his private photo album....:)

    "Hhhh(insert throat clearing noise)hhhallo laydeesh....hhhh(insert throat clearing noise)hhhows you doingsh toodai?...hhyou wanna cumsh for a ride on my byshickle baybish? ah? Ish a speshil pollo bike innit prrrretty baybish....kish kish"

    :)

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