Why Are Cyclists So Hated...

After having the living daylights scared out of me on several occasions by cyclists who think it is OK to ride very fast on the pavement (Newsflash: IT IS NOT) and not even ringing their bell to give advanced notice of their approach, I had come to the conclusion that many of them are inherently selfish, if not actually demonic. The request to close roads to cars simply confirms this. Needless to say I do not think it should be allowed and I think the bikers should be laughed off the face of the planet for having the temerity to suggest such a breathtakingly ludicrous idea

WTF? That's even better than being called a Nazi.