Names and faces to bikes

About time I braved this really and said hello.

This is my long serving bike:

And this is the chump with no regard for the poor bike's condition and/or the sensibilities of physics.:

I'll get my coat...

I've met you, I think it was outside Rolo Tomassi at Madame Jojos? We discussed your brake set up and Herne Hill.

Didn't you work with Roxy for a while too?