2009-02-27 Fri - Drag Sprints - Hackney Wick

Of course. It's going to be like at Herne Hill, but in reverse.

1. Skinny jeans compulsory
   
2. Bar tape/grips prohibited.
   
3. Brakeless bikes without the skills to ride them mandatory.
   
4. The only helmet you're allowed is inside your underpants.
   
   

I'll think of some more.