Problem with computer

I'm posting this here because I can't bear the thought of asking on a computer forum. My computer turns itself off after a while. It's quite old. It inconveniences me when I am masturbating. Is it the power supply? Can it be easily rectified?

Thanks in advance.

Might be a faulty fan - computer gets too hot and shuts itself off. Happened to an old laptop I had.

Which make and model?

Might be old and soggy.

How old is old?

Once your internal battery goes, fetch a new computer.

Stop using your computer to make coffee. Problem solved.

Sounds like a power supply but can't be sure. They can be bought cheap and installed with a screw driver and minimal brain power.

Wow, thanks. Err It is a Fujitsu Siemens Scaleo P. It's a tower, not a laptop, about 5 or 6 years old. I try to keep it dry, but may have turned soggy over the years. I can hear and feel the fan if that helps. It tends to happen just before the money-shot, especially if I've been making an effort to hold out till the end.

Dude you aren't joking about the porn are you....

I had the same problem before but it was some virus...

Dude you aren't joking about the porn are you....

I had the same problem before but it was some virus...

He's not and thus explaining why he actually thinks it might be 'soggy'.

All I meant was 'soggy' = old and shite

Dude you aren't joking about the porn are you....

I had the same problem before but it was some virus...

Bacterial infections are more common than viruses, but difficulty going the distance can be all sorts of things. Did you get it sorted in the end?

ewwwwwww how sad
try getting out on the bike more often

Sorry, can we all please concentrate on fixing my computer for wholesome fun.

True, hard saddle and no padding should help you hold out a bit longer.

Maybe you're sweating on the keyboard causing a short. Try wearing a headband, and some swimming goggles.

Might be a faulty fan - computer gets too hot and shuts itself off. Happened to an old laptop I had.

This was my first thought too. Is there a lot of dust and crap in the fan? Give it a bit of a hoover (gently).

Cool, that sounds like the kind of computer maintenance I can manage. Will do.

hmm and failing that try hoovering the fan on the computer

just use some protection? ;) but seriously, my old computer did that, it was so fucking dusty inside that the dust had formed a thermal protective layer and the fan got fucked, open her up and use a hoover gently around everything like matty said

It inconveniences me when I am masturbating.

Finally - some honesty!

if it isn't hardware it might be soft ware... i had to reformat my computer...

Try plunging your flesh weasel into the fan at random intervals.

Always fixes PC's. Always

I just tried your advice Mr Flower.. all i can say is fuck open plan offices and these ladies with their sensitive natures.. fuck em all!

bombcup - go start->run-> and type eventvwr

Hit return and look for the errors that occoured at the time your PC crashed (do it as soon as it comes back from a crash)

I just tried your advice Mr Flower.. all i can say is fuck open plan offices and these ladies with their sensitive natures.. fuck em all!

How quickly did you go from indecent exposure to mass rape?

Try plunging your Skin Pistol into the fan at random intervals.

Always fixes PC's. Always

fixed

How quickly did you go from indecent exposure to mass rape?

aahh you said "fan"...