Time Trial / Time Trialling / TT

Yeah, so I'd take 4 minutes off my PB just by using tribars and a funny hat :)

Thing is, I already own my expensive road bike and its carbon bars are not having clip-ons attached, nor am I wearing one of those silly hats.. unless I actually start to get close to winning one and that's very unlikely. eg. I think someone rode a 52 on that 25 I did.

yes, but you're only racing against yourself - so pummel that fat aussie into the ground with some serious aero gear.