Spotted...

I think there's a completely rusty and unusable Raleigh Lizard frame in my garden somewhere, you can have it if you like

Dont forget to bring your pith helmet, tent, mosquito net, machete, and elephant gun for the expedition. You'll also find any number of as yet unclassified species, so if you have a mate who's a zoologist, you should invite them along, and they can become famous.

Dont forget to bring your pith helmet, tent, mosquito net, machete, and elephant gun for the expedition. You'll also find any number of as yet unclassified species, so if you have a mate who's a zoologist, you should invite them along, and they can become famous.

You're not far off; I've been working up the courage to plough through the wilderness to see if it actually IS a Lizard. I haven't managed it yet.

leopard nipple chips, get em while their hot!

good to see you sir, hope you enjoyed your sausage sarnie, we spent too much money today. MOC is now looking on the interweb to figure out how to clean and fillet a sea bass.
Descale it, which is easier said than done, by using the blunt side of a knife and forcefully dragging it from tail to head. You will find scales for weeks afterwards dotted around the place. Gut it in the normal way then roast in foil with some white wine. Lovely.

Spotted a Cinelli white frame with white Aerospoke on the back, you were going up Charing X Road toward China town with both your hands off the handlebar.

I don't know your name, but I asked you for a lighter when doing the bridges run in Nov.

Saw someone in a lime green jacket on a white framed bike riding down Old Street at 9ish this morning. You looked cold.

I was spinning UP the hill, not taking the lazy direction like you!

I'd already done the up hill.. you lazy arse.

spotted some dumb bint crossing the road before the lights outside zavvi near tot ct rd, nearly knocks me off of my bike and laughs...I called her a slut. Retard spot number two, bottom of old st, thinks that bikes are not a danger and proceeds to walk in front of me...cunt. Retard spot number 3, some ben sherman, piss catcher wearing pricks calling me and a commuter "cunts" as they try to wind through moving traffic on green. Just fucking die.

Didn't get a Valentine's card?

hmmmm...nah!

geezer called john but pete on the forum or summin on his way to downham polo courts just now

saw a nice blue bike chained up outside a hairdressers in duke street yesterday.
and a guy i saw at the last cm on shorditch high street yesterday thanks for the salute.

Descale it, which is easier said than done, by using the blunt side of a knife and forcefully dragging it from tail to head. You will find scales for weeks afterwards dotted around the place. Gut it in the normal way then roast in foil with some white wine. Lovely.

heh just read this, yes we are still finding scales! It was lovely we had it roasted with a herb puree and butter based sauce. Then rhubarb crumble for afters!

bloke with sunglasses coming along the top of covent garden, gilet and light coloured bike (i think) smiled at me near the odeon building..

Dude who was wearing everything day-glo and fluoro, matching his bike, then waved happily when he saw me, going over Tower Bridge.
Legend

Shepherds Bush Green / Goldhawk Rd / Brackenbury Rd this afternoon... Bloke in blue bobble hat (that wouldn't look out of place on Pootle off the Flumps), doing some top skids, didn't clock the bike sorry. I was in my car and very envious.

spotted some dumb bint crossing the road before the lights outside zavvi near tot ct rd, nearly knocks me off of my bike and laughs...I called her a slut. Retard spot number two, bottom of old st, thinks that bikes are not a danger and proceeds to walk in front of me...cunt. Retard spot number 3, some ben sherman, piss catcher wearing pricks calling me and a commuter "cunts" as they try to wind through moving traffic on green. Just fucking die.

close your eyes and think of the lizard man.. all that stress will ease away

Cake, spotted yesterday in Highbury by my daughter, offering assistance to a commuter is distress. Gallant chap.

Yeah, was out with donut and crabtree on a lazy freelance day, saw a woman on the floor insisting she was fine. Bizarre.

where you live in highbury? last time i saw you near the barn

A middle aged gentleman waiting for his wife outside John Lewis – Heat treated Nitto bull bars make an ideal place to hang all your shopping bags, now get them off my bike!

haha wac.. he just thought it was okay to put his shopping on your bike? what did he say when you turned up to unlock?

We both said "is that yours?" at the same time.

hah, that's golden.

saw Ed, you passed me on waterloo bridge today. I would have tried to catch you, but I was on the flower-mobile, on my way back from se17.

where you live in highbury? last time i saw you near the barn

Down hornsey finsbury park way. Yeah, I remember that, have a feeling I was a little pissed and shouted something indecipherable.