RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Excuses could include:

1) It wasn't me, someone must have been using my name as an alias
2) It was clearly an amber light
3) I was trying to safely get across to the other side of the road whilst the cars were halted (true)
4) No brakes
5) An injured swan was nearby

You forgot "my (insert Mammal here) is having a baby, a beautiful baby (insert mammal here)"