• Call me naive, but I hadn't heard of rusty monkey in farringdon. So I Googled:

    *This is where you poo in your girls hands and then she jerks you off with your own poo. *

    e.g That rusty monkey i got last night, really makes my junk itch.

    Doubt you'll make it back south by 7pm, not if you clean up properly.

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