Pies

mmmm I visited a great pie shop when I was in Rotarua, savoury and sweet about 30 different varieties, my belly is rumbling now :-(

30!! WTF
There are three* pie fillings in the world. Meat, Meat and Onion and Apple. all others are fancy marketing ploys to hide poor cuts of meat. ignore them at all cost.

• Fish pie only exists for use in crap man jokes