Nursery for New Members

No, that would need some reformatting...

List of shitting bollocks for twuntengers:

1. wet manhole covers are slippery.

2. you can't stop pedalling.

3. winter is cold.

4. some other road users are twats.

5. 1/8" is a bit more than 3/32".

6. hippy is fat.

7. wheels are round.

8. tyres/tubes can deflate is sharp pointy things penetrate them.

9. cuntwanktitpooweeface.

10. godmosqueveganbendybus.

So is God vegan? Does god exist only in mosques? Do bendy buses knock cyclists down in the wet icy conditions if they are on manhole covers running 1/8th chains?

You've forgotten the various discussions about WiganWill and about whether BMMF is still posting or has removed to the "other forum". These are the threads that I enjoy reading most. These and anything with a very long post by Oliver.