Nursery for New Members

You've summed up the last 2-3 months of the forum.. and substantial parts of early and mid 2008.

hooray! bmmf is pissed :-)

You've summed up the last 2-3 months of the forum.. and substantial parts of early and mid 2008.

No, that would need some reformatting...

List of shitting bollocks for twuntengers:

1. wet manhole covers are slippery.

2. you can't stop pedalling.

3. winter is cold.

4. some other road users are twats.

5. 1/8" is a bit more than 3/32".

6. hippy is fat.

7. wheels are round.

8. tyres/tubes can deflate is sharp pointy things penetrate them.

9. cuntwanktitpooweeface.

10. godmosqueveganbendybus.

So is God vegan? Does god exist only in mosques? Do bendy buses knock cyclists down in the wet icy conditions if they are on manhole covers running 1/8th chains?

Death is everywhere.

have you seen this ? its fucked up...could not sleep last night....

more fucked-up-ness here

It's the new iApple.

VED your the apple of my eye

I love apple pie.

Yes, just like in that movie.

So is God vegan? Does god exist only in mosques? Do bendy buses knock cyclists down in the wet icy conditions if they are on manhole covers running 1/8th chains?

God is not vegan, if he was he would not have allowed his son to be nailed to a tree.

^^ brilliant
I must spread some reputation , apparently.

I stand corrected.

You might want to have a quick look here:

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread9350.html

EDIT: This was addressed to Legro, who promptly got banned.

I feel like a kid again

pervert…

and do make sure you read the bit about getting banned for the old 'post 5 bits of rubbish in a row' trick :^]

Burn him!

Who's got the fucking matches?!?!

Once I'm past the Nursery, I'll be advertising a brand new built Katana Tsunami....loads of nice new bits on it ....inc NJS bars, stem, seatpost, etc, etc....

Thing is, now I've done a search on here, looks like there are few people out there who won't like it (which I find very hard to believe!); lots of moans about the decals, etc....

anyway, look out for it....it's really nice!!

yup,
no more nursery for me!

wot?
still in the nursery?

i bought a package frame with half a crankset off my friend for £40 a few months ago. What a n00b!

does anybody have any riser bars for me to buy?

Who's got the fucking matches?!?!

Or was that a prime time to talk about faces and bums?

Is that Didi Senft riding the bike?